A Christmas tree
Because what is Halloween if not just a giant reminder that there are literally no more days left until Christmas. Pretty much.
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Make like Alexa Chung and go as the MacDonald’s Hamburglar. Why? Because it’s as mysterious as it is delicious, that’s why.
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Sexy she is not, but beautiful, talented and owner of the world’s best mono-brow she is. A Frida Kahlo costume is a great way to bring colour and culture to the party. Just like Bey.
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A plastic surgeon and patient
Bill and Giuliana Rancic bring the cute couple idea! Complete with nose job, face lift and butt implants, of course.
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The best part about Christina Ricci’s mime costume is that if you end up standing next to someone you really don’t want to talk to you can just BECOME the character, be silent and make weird hand gestures until they freak out and leave.
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Literally the least sexy thing you could be.
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This would be a great DIY idea as you can just blow up purple balloons and stick them to your body. Do not expect to pick up if you wear this. Humans will literally bounce off you if they get too close.
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Heidi Klum is actually a BOSS at Halloween costumes and this one is no exception. If you go down this road be warned, you may actually scare people out of spending the rest of their lives with you. It’s a shock no one is ready for.
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Katy Perry literally had us lol’ing when she wore this Cheeto costume. Firstly because it’s random AF. Secondly because the look on her face is how we actually imagine a Cheeto to look if it were a human. So pathetic and ready for consumption!
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Jane and Daria
Katy Perry killing it again, this time with pal Shannon Woodward to create the least sexy besties in all of the world.
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Mario and Luigi
Meanwhile, the hottest bff’s in all the world, Cara Delvingne and Kendall Jenner, opt for Super Mario Cart characters, Mario and Luigi, who just happen to be the cutest little Italian men we know. That said, we don’t know many little Italian men, so…
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The Vogue Squad
Anna Wintour is many things, but sexy she is not. Kim Kardashian dressed up as the Vogue editor-in-chief in 2014 and we were all kinds of impressed. North played the role of editor Andre Talley while makeup artist, Joyce Bonelli, complete the squad by playing creative director, Grace Coddington.
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We don’t feel this needs explaining.
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The main characters from the movie Twins
If you haven’t seen the movie, do yourselves a favour. Then use Danny DeVito and Arnold Schwarzenegger as your muse, as Nicole Richie has done here.
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A bowling ball
Forget about showing off your curves, your bumps, your lovely lady lumps. This bowling ball costume is throwing all that sexiness to the curb.
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Actually, any animal outfit where you are completely covered by an oversized onesie, showing absolutely zero skin besides that on you face, will do.
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A pregnant nun
OK so the pregnant part may lead some to think that there is some element of sexiness to it, but really it just creeps us the F out.
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Well, we mean, depending what you’re into. But it’s more the modesty aspect of this costume that has us excited about it’s non-sexiness. Rachel Zoe’s version is a perfect example of how you can look cool AF on Halloween without getting your fun bags out.
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An Angry Bird
Sofia Vegara is one of the sexiest humans on the planet, so when she played down her physical assets and opted for a funny-as-hell Angry Birds costume we were all kinds of praise hands emoji.
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Taylor Swift in this unicorn outfit gives us all the feels because: UNICORNS! Whilst this isn’t sexy at all, do prepare yourselves for people making d***head jokes. It can’t be avoided.