Fact: Paris Hilton is probably one of the most extra things to come out of the 2000s. Between her GINORMOUS engagement ring and bedazzled 21st birthday dress, one thing's for sure: Paris does not do things in halves, especially in the fashion department.
So when Paris decided to buy a new designer bag to replace the 20 Hermès Birkins stolen from her Californian home by the Bling Ring back in 2008, we knew it was going to be insane. But she's gone and exceeded those (already sky-high) expectations, because Paris.
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Over the weekend the heiress took to Insta to share her new leather arrival: a custom-made hot pink Birkin encrusted with 30,000 Swarovski crystals.
"This bag definitely makes up for the 20 #birkins the #blingring stole from me," Paris wrote, before revealing the mother of all bags:
If your jaw is currently on the flaw, it's probably going to stay there because the price tag is more than your entire year's income.
Warning: You might want to sit down for this one.
The bag, which took over 100 hours to make, costs an eye watering $83,000 (approx.).
Thankfully, her puppers (who have their own house btw) seem equally in love with the new addition to the Hilton household.
Now, if you'll excuse us, we have a cup of tea made with recycled tea bags to make.