Fashion

The $219 vagina dress that has gone viral

And it’s designed by an Aussie!

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Wayne Cooper is one of Australia’s most well-known and influential fashion designers, so when he decides to launch a trend into the retail market, he’s bound to have people hanging on his word. WELL, the latest dress design of his to take the world by storm (i.e. go viral) is one that will really get your… ahh… panties in a twist. Say hello to the vagina dress.

Yep, the Wayne by Wayne Cooper “Sahara Print Maxi Dress” is printed in such a way that the patterns more resemble female genitalia than any other desert we’ve ever seen. Though, at this point we feel like we could make a cracking joke about the similarities between the dry Sahara Desert and the current state of our nether-regions, but we’ll keep it above board, for now.

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The School Mum website posted a picture on their Facebook page of their founder, Sam, wearing the dress with the caption: “So I bought this dress today from MYER because I really liked it… I got home and put it on for hubby and any guesses the first thing he said?? #dressfail #onceyouseeyoucantunsee” We like this husband's sense of humour. He should totally work at Cosmo.

The post encouraged a whole heap of people to strike back with their witty vagina memes, metaphoric mixed messages and even realisations of their own clothes donning a vajeen shaped prints, sending the interwebs into a giggling spin, naturally. REAL MATURE, GUYS!

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We jumped online to suss out the collection and turns out the Vagina dress also comes as a vagina top, so if you want to be modest about it, there’s something to suit you too.

We also found this Constellation tunic dress which, YES WE KNOW, is so OBVIOULSY a galaxy print, BUT if we wanted to turn this into a “things that look like vaginas” joke, we feel like this would work. And maybe some kind of joke about a big black hole also comes to mind. (STOP IT GUYS YOU’RE KILLING US!)

The best part about the whole thing, though, is that the vagina dress has gold studded detailing around the neckline because someone obviously knows the importance of a vajazzled vajayjay. Right?