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24 thoughts you have when your work wife gets a new job

How could she?!

By Gem Royston-Claire
24 thoughts you have when your work wife gets a new job

1. No. Please tell me this is a bad dream. Please...

2. HOW COULD SHE?

3. I should say something nice. I'll tell her I'm really happy for her.

4. It's hard to faux-smile when this betrayal cuts so deep.

5. But seriously, that's an amazing career move for her. She deserves it because she's so amazing.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she? 8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER? 9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING. 7. But seriously, how could she?

6. SHE'S SO AMAZING.

7. But seriously, how could she?

8. What's more important, a happy marriage with your work wife or your CAREER?

9. So many inside jokes. Over. Wasted.

10. My workday is going to be infinitely crapper now.

11. Who will I borrow endless tampons from?

12. Who will I be able to bitch in the kitchen with?

13. Who can I confide my *unspeakably* inappropriate work sex dreams to now?

14. I'm completely screwed. Abandoned and alone. Left behind. Sniff.

15. Maybe I can bribe one of her bosses into giving her a terrible reference so she has to stay.

16. Why couldn't she have invited me to her job interview? We should come as a package deal, like the guys from Step Brothers.

17. What if our Gchat banter totally dries up?

18. Wait. If anything, two workplaces = twice the gossip. So our Gchats are going to be on another level.

19. I'm going to have to befriend one of these other douchebags now. I'll have to secretly monitor them and see who'll make the best substitute.

20. They're all the worst.

21. Wait, what if *she* makes a new work BFF?

22. I bet everyone at her new job is impossibly cool and pretty and drinks fancy coffee out of pods instead of lame deli coffee.

23. She'll forget all about me by her first paycheck. I feel sick.

24. But maybe we're above being work wives now. We can be like, life wives now. That's way better than a 9–5 wife, if you think about it.

Life wives FTW!