It’s the debate that stopped the nation (not really) and it’s even got us quite (VERY) intrigued about whether there’s any truth to it...
There’s a man in Canada who’s OBSESSED with the fact the Harry Styles has an un-circumcised penis and wants to make him the face of foreskins.
That's right, the FACE OF FORESKINS.
Glen Callender, who’s the founder of the Canadian Foreskin Awareness Project or CAN FAP as they call themselves (yes, this is a legit thing) wants to banish the stigma around men with foreskins and he thinks Harry Style’s would make a top spokesperson.
"I think it's important from a cultural point of view that we make it known and educate that Styles has an uncircumcised penis," Glen explained to Noisey.
He added: "I'm quite confident most, if not all, of [One Direction's] cocks are intact and that's what we want. I think a lot of their fans don't even understand that these young beautiful men they idolise have all their penis intact so we have to educate them. That's the point of all this. We have to go out and change these perceptions that foreskin is yucky and gross."
Oh, and if you’re wondering how Glen is such an expert on Harry Style’s peen situation, Noisey reports that he’s taken all of his cues from a questionable story in the National Enquirer about how Taylor Swift dumped Harry because he was un-circumcised.
Glen even has plans to have a one-on-one chat with Swifty to find out whether there’s any truth to this story, so points for dedication.
NOTE FOR GLEN: Have a look here to uncover the mystery of Harry's peen for yourself...
Glen even decided to paint a lovely image for you about what Harry Styles' penis may look like:
"I think it looks like a completely normal penis with foreskin with a nut suck attached. I'm also sure he's doing very well with it and I don't think women are turning him down when they discover he has his foreskin." [ We assume he means sack.]
Suprisingly, there’s been no comment from Harry, (who’s most likely more hell bent on saving the dolphins of the world) but regardless we will keep you posted on any foreskin confirmations.
This article is heading towards the weird side of the internet, but we feel like we should point out that CAN FAP has an elaborate selection of merchandise up for grabs…