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14 reasons Riverdale’s Jughead Jones is actually the goddamn WORST

For starters, he fkn SKINNED a girl.

By Natasha Harding
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There are two types of people in the world: people who adore Riverdale's Jughead Jones, and those who think he is the single most annoying on-screen character of all time.

If you haven't already guessed, this is for people who fall into the second category.

From his stanky beanie to that self-righteous broody attitude he's got going on, scroll down to read every single reason people should stop frothing over him.

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1. Literally goes to the Southside once and then he starts acting like the biggest, baddest gangster of all time.

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2. But when the Serpents came to Riverdale High, and they just wanted to fit in (i.e. were happy to wear the uniforms) because they'd never had such a great opportunity for education, Jughead was like 'nah uh fuck tha police, you guys aren't wearing the uniform because my personal grudge is more important than your education'. Dick move.

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3. Um, how about when he fkn SKINNED Penny Peabody. I mean sure, the Snake Charmer is a pretty nasty person, but that doesn't mean it's okay to grab a knife and CUT OUT HER FKN TATTOO YOU PSYCHO.

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4. And if I have to watch him looking all broody in Pop's while typing another profane line to his emotional journal, I'm gonna scream.

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5. Also, that beanie has never seen a washing machine in its life. You can practically smell the boi sweat through the screen.

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6. Let's not forget the time he told the Uktena tribe's story in a salacious article and made out like Toni's gramps was a totally helpless victim like a dumb white guy. Ugh.

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7. Also, like, who the fuck actually goes by the nickname 'Jughead'? Bad character trait right there.

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8. He keeps breaking up with Betty over and over again, for no apparent reason, 'cos he's apparently soooooo fucked up.

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9. Like remember when she threw him a birthday party and he lost his shit at her? Um, SORRY for trying to do a nice thing. Dick.

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10. The fact he treats his high school newspaper, the 'Blue and Gold', like it's a fkn nationwide publication. Like mate, calm down, you're not curing cancer.

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11. Is it just me, or does anyone else just hate the way Jughead says 'Mayor McCoy'?? Mayyyerrr Macoooyyyyy

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12. How about when he FREAKED after hearing about Betty and Archie's kiss, but somehow avoided mentioning his ~sneaky snog~ with Toni Topaz to Betty, like five seconds after they broke up. Hyprocrite much?

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13. Or when he tries to be angry but absolutely nobody can take him seriously:

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Lol, okay hun.

14. OR, that fkn CRINGE time he confessed his deepest, darkest secret to Betty: "I'm weird, I'm a weirdo". So deep. We get it, you like dark corners and Pink Floyd. Now, sit down you little wannabe hipster.

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