Meat the guy that changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger

BEWARE: delicious puns ahead.

By Mel Evans

So, a guy in the UK has legally changed his name to Bacon Double Cheeseburger.

We’re not bacon this up, seriously – make no misteak. This is now his name.

Old mate WAS named Simon Smith. Boring, right? But after a boozy night at a pub, he got to talking about legally changing names and he thought of his favourite Burger King menu item, because “Everyone loves Bacon don’t they?”

They sure do.

Well, everyone except his fiancé, who is not happy with the prospect of being called Mrs Cheeseburger.

But, it’s like, what’s her beef with it? Sweet dreams are made of cheese (and who am I to dis a brie?)

We hope she doesn’t go bacon his heart over this.

I’d make another burger pun, but odds are I’d butcher it.

Oh, I’m too much