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PSA: Your star sign has probably changed

This news comes via NASA so it’s probably legit.

By Erin Cook

NASA have taken a break from building spaceships to tell us that everything we thought we knew about star signs is a lie.

Yep, they’ve gone and changed the dates assigned to our zodiac signs, meaning that 86% of us now have a new sign.

Are you starting to feel a little nervous about all those important life decisions you made after reading your horoscope? (What, you don’t do that? Yeah… Neither do we. Adjusts collar)

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According to NASA, this is what the modern star signs look like:

Capricorn: Jan 20 - Feb 16

Aquarius: Feb 16 – March 11

Pisces: March 11 – April 18

Aries: April 18 – May 13

Taurus: May 13 – June 21

Gemini: June 21 – July 20

Cancer: July 20 – Aug 10

Leo: Aug 10 – Sept 16

Virgo: Sept 16 – Oct 30

Libra: Oct 30 – Nov 23

Scorpio: Nov 23 – Nov 29

Ophiuchus: Nov 29 – Dec 17

Sagittarius: Dec 17 – Jan 20

If you’re born between November 29 and December 17, you’ve been assigned a brand spankin’ new sign: Ophiuchus. Let’s all hope that astrologers start writing horoscopes for Ophiuchus soon because until then, you’re flying blind.

Nobody panic. Unless, of course you’re an Ophiuchus because then you should panic.