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16 things you only understand if you’re OBSESSED with ‘Riverdale’

#1. You immediately understand what the words: Bughead, Varchie and Barchie mean.

By Natasha Harding
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Riverdale season two is well underway, meaning our love of all things Pep is currently at fever pitch.

For starters, we're closer than ever to finding out who the Black Hood is, and we needn't wax lyrical about how fkn HOT KJ Apa and Cole Spouse have looked lately.

These are just a few things your mates who haven't watch Riverdale just don't understand. Here are 16 other things you only get if you're completely and utterly OBSESSED with RiverD.

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1. You immediately understand what the words: Bughead, Varchie and Barchie mean.

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2. Your mates know you're never free on Thursday nights 'cos that's when the new ep comes out.

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3. And you spend all afternoon eagerly counting down the hours/minutes/seconds until you can leave work on Thursday to rush home and watch it.

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4. You live message your other RiverD mate throughout the ep to vent. Mostly in caps.

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5. 'Daddy' is the highest compliment someone can ever receive.

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6. You are hugely invested in whether or not Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart are dating IRL (they SO are).

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7. Stripy straws will never look the same again to you:

8. You've lay awake at night trying to figure out who the Black Hood is.

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9. You've bought at least one beauty product because Lili Reinhart recommended it.

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10. You low-key wanna come back in your next life as a Southside Serpent.

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11. Actual footage of you when you meet someone else who watches Riverdale:

12. Compared to when someone says 'um, isn't that show for kids?':

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13. You've literally Googled if there's a place in Oz called Riverdale (there is, btw), and suggested a road trip with your River-loving mates.

14. You've had at least one sex dream about KJ Apa and/or Cole Sprouse.

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15. When someone tries to discuss the new ep but you haven't seen it yet.

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16. You religiously follow KJ, Camilla, Lili and Cole on Insta.

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Ah, the mems.