Someone is pretending to be Draco Malfoy on Tinder
And it's truly magical.
Jan 04, 2015 8:30pm
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Some wizarding GENIUS is pretending to be Draco Malfoy on Tinder, and he is spitting some serious game. In the form of Harry Potter puns and innuendo, obviously - the key to every woman's heart.
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Metro first managed to track down the mysterious man impersonating Malfoy, with an anonymous Tinder user sending in some shots of their conversation. The man accurately lists his age as 34, the age Draco would be by now, and he is incredibly skilled at sticking to character.
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His about me is SPOT ON too, reading: "Slytherin 'til I die. Love my boys Crabbe and Goyle. Mudbloods and muggles need not apply." Amazing.
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His chat-up game is classic Draco, lots of showing off about his broomstick and being pretty confident about his 'nine and three quarters', with a crapload of puns and Harry Potter references thrown in.