Indeed, the Sexy Tongan Flagbearer Just Walked the Opening Ceremony Shirtless and Oiled Up Again

So good to know some things will never change.

By Tess Koman

Oh, nothing to see here. Just the glorious Winter Olympics Opening Ceremony ... and the glorious return of Tongan flagbearer Pita Taufatofua striding through the stadium shirtless.

For those of you who don't remember (LOL), Taufatofua first went viral for carrying Tonga's flag at Rio's 2016 Opening Ceremony. The difference between then and now is that Rio was hot, whereas PyeongChang is freezing fucking cold.

Anyway, give this man a gold medal for public service. Give it to him NOW.