VERY IMPORTANT: Tony Abbott likes fish sticks

In his mouth. Just like Kanye West.

Tony Abbott confused

Earlier this week, Prime Minister Tony Abbott appeared on ABC Western Australia. Which wouldn’t be news except that Kirstyn March asked him a question submitted by a Facebook user and it is truly magical.

If you’re a South Park fan, you’ve no doubt heard (and asked all your friends) about the fish stick joke. It goes a little something like this:

Okay. Now that you’re all familiar, strap yourselves in. Because here is Mr Abbott’s response to the very same question:

We’ll be the first to admit it’s a terribly tactless joke, but sometimes the universe (AKA Facebook user "Jordan") works in weird and wonderful ways and all you can do is sit back and take it all in.