For when you don't want to work, work, work, work, work.
Mar 30, 2016 6:07am
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Sometimes, "I'm too tired" actually means "I'm too tired." But for the times when you're so lazy and also so horny, these positions will get you the most orgasm with the least amount of effort.
1. SAUCY SPOONS Lie on your sides with him behind you so you're both facing the same direction. Push your butt toward him as he enters you. Put your hand on his and show him how you want your clitoris to be touched. Have him alternate between there and your breasts. This position is perfect for lazy lovemaking, and the fact that you're so close increases the intimacy.
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2. REACH FOR THE HEAVENS
Choose an immovable surface — a strong headboard or the side of a tub if you have a spacious bathroom. Lie on your back and raise your arms overhead so your palms rest flat on your surface of choice with your head several inches from the tub or the headboard. Once he enters you missionary-style, bring your legs together as close as possible. With your thighs pressed tightly, his penis will rub against your inner thighs and labia each time he thrusts. The immobility of this position makes for deeper penetration — a big plus for you.
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3. THE DIRTY DANGLE
Begin by lying on your back at the foot end of the bed. Have him mount you missionary-style and when you're both close to climax, inch toward the edge of the bed until your head, shoulders, and arms hang backward over the side. The blood will rush to your head, so you can experience erotic inversion when you come. Just come up if you feel too lightheaded. Passing out from pleasure sounds is not meant to be literal.
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4. THE FIGURE EIGHT
Lie on the floor face-up with a couple of pillows propping up your butt. Keep your knees half bent, your legs splayed wide, and your arms high over your head or holding on to his sides. Have your partner enter you, planting his hands on the floor beside your head. He should move inside you with slow figure-eight motions, grinding against your clit. This is a slow-building, easy-orgasm position that allows you to lie back and let him please you.
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5. THE SPIDER WEB
Lie on your sides, facing each other. Scissor your legs through his so you're super close and he can go deep as he enters you. Rather than typical in-and-out thrusting, this sexual web requires grinding, circular motions. You can reach behind and rake your nails lightly along his back, causing spine-tingling sexy shivers — a major erotic move he may not expect, but one that will make him moan even more.
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6. ELECTRIC SLIDE
Lie down on the bed or floor on your stomach, with your legs straight and slightly apart. He sits right behind your butt with his legs in front of him and his hands on either side of his body for support. He leans back at a 45-degree angle to your body to enter you. As he rocks forward and back, bring your legs together for a tight fit. Rest on your elbows with your arms in front of you for leverage. Since you're restricted from thrusting and grinding, you get to relax and completely relinquish control — allowing you to concentrate entirely on your pleasure.
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7. THE DRAGON
Lie on your stomach with your arms raised above your head. With a pillow or two placed under your pubic bone, spread your legs slightly. Have your partner stretch his body over yours and enter you, mimicking the position you're in. Instead of fast from-behind thrusting, have him go for a circular, swirling motion. Ask him to explore the more neglected parts of your body like your back and the base of your neck with his lips, tongue, and even his teeth. This him-on-top is all about you, you, you.
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8. SIDE WIND-HER
Lie on your side and raise your top leg, keeping your bottom leg straight on the bed. Your man straddles your bottom thigh and hugs your raised leg as you rest your calf on his shoulder. Once he enters you, have him wind and whirl his hips as he thrusts for maximum pleasure. Since he's enjoying being the power behind this position, let him do the work while you lie back, relax, and orgasm.
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9. TIGHT SQUEEZE
Lie down on your stomach and, keeping your legs straight, spread them slightly. Rest your arms by your side, or stretch them out in front of you. Have your guy stretch his body over yours, resting on his elbows so he doesn't place all his weight on you. Then position his legs outside yours. As he enters you, close your legs and cross them at the ankles. Clenching your thighs will make him feel extra deep inside you, and he can reach under you and play with your breasts, or brush his lips against your neck and nibble on your earlobe.
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10. BOOTYFUL VIEW
Have your man sit up on the bed so his legs are extended horizontally toward the foot of the bed. Turn around and straddle him — with your back toward him — and then lower yourself onto his erect penis. Extend your legs back so they are almost behind him, relaxing your torso onto the bed between his feet. Slide up and down, and use his feet for leverage. This position allows for great control over speed, depth, and intensity of stimulation.
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11. NOW AND ZEN
This pose provides a quiet moment in the middle of the mattress madness. Roll onto your sides, face-to-face, then intertwine your legs and press your chests against one another. Slowly build yourself back up to an even more incredible climax.
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12. THE LINGUINI
Lie on your side, putting a pillow under your head for extra support. Have him kneel directly behind your butt, leaning slightly over your body. He should push one of his knees between your legs, positioning his body so he can penetrate you. He places one hand on your back to help support himself, while you keep your limbs as limp as a noodle. Having your thigh curved at that angle gives him deeper access, and he can nuzzle your breasts, or reach around and play with your clitoris.