Twitter, that place where people write the same five 140-character-or-less jokes over and over, is currently tackling how to make sex awkward in five words. And it turns out, five words can make a romantic encounter turn awkward really, really quickly.
Some of these would kill the mood if **they were whispered into your ear mid-coitus, some of these would at least make you hesitate, and others would make you run out of the room screaming and grabbing whatever clothes you could on the way out.
So there you have it. As if sex already couldn't be pretty awkward as is, now you've got plenty more ways to make it super uncomfortable.
Source: Cosmo US