penis halloween costumes

6 Hilarious halloween costumes for his penis

Dick or treat! 🎃

By Julia Pugachevsky

Sometimes in life, a plain boring penis is just crying out to be more festive. Ok fine, maybe that's not an urge you've ever had before, but after you see these costumes, you'll totally want to buy a little doll cape for all the penises in your life to properly celebrate Hallopeen.

Here, six halloween costumes to make his peen look ~spooky af~