7 batsh*t crazy Coachella sex stories

Festival attendees reveal what really happens in the middle of the desert.

Sex stories from Coachella

"My boyfriend and I met up with friends to watch Kanye West. My friends were really excited about him, but my boyfriend and I weren't as much. We were rolling and bored and feeling frisky, so we started grinding on each other during the set. We moved to the back of our group, and I wrapped my scarf around myself. My boyfriend started to finger me during the concert right behind my friends. After I orgasmed a couple times, we went back to normal dancing and nobody seemed to notice. It made listening to Kanye a hell of a lot more exciting!"

*—Amanda, 26, Los Angeles*

"Saturday, I went really hard. I woke up the next day really needing a massage. I went to get one at my hotel, and the male masseuse kept touching around my area. Then he was like, 'Is this OK?' I was like, 'Yeah!' So he went all for it and I got 90 more minutes. I came five times. He fingered me and he ate me out. I didn't have to reciprocate. It was great! He kept telling me to quiet down because I was screaming on the table. I left all wobbly legged. I couldn't walk. It was amazing. He was awesome. It was crazy."

—Lois, 31, New York

"This Coachella, I had a great time. My girlfriend of four years and I went in early on Sunday and it was empty. Nobody was there. The fields were just vast and green. We went on the Ferris wheel and my girlfriend gave me a blow job. She knows how to take care of me. She knows what's up. We weren't really on the ride long enough to finish. It's better to go when it's crowded, otherwise the wheel just keeps spinning. So we had to take a break every so often when we got to the bottom. I zipped up my pants just in time as it stopped. It was perfect. I left my mark at Coachella this year."

—Jon, 27, Los Angeles

"On Friday, I lost my friends right away. This girl came up behind me and started dancing with me. I was like, 'Oh, fuck yeah!' She was like, 'We are vibing,' and I was like, 'Yeah, we're vibing!' She was horribly hot. I was about it. Randomly, she pulled gum out of her pocket. She popped some gum in her mouth, popped me a piece, and then she started macking hard. Then we cruised back to my campsite, and we vibed out in the tent. We boned for a good 20 or 30 minutes. Then we walked back into the event. She said, "Nice to meet you," and then we split. I didn't get her name."

—Louie, 19, Scottsdale, Arizona

"My friends and I went to Coachella as a group a few years ago. I had a girlfriend at the time, but I found out that I actually really liked this other girl in my group. We had never really hung out before. We ended up having sex outside of the Sahara tent in front of a bunch of people — we were on acid. There were people taking pictures. We came back to our tent and she crashed in the car with me for the whole rest of the week. Then eventually we started dating. We were together for, like, three years."

—Alex, 24, Tustin, California

"I have a girlfriend who lives in Houston, Texas. She's coming next weekend to Coachella. I'm gonna come back with her. But while I was on my own this first weekend, being a fake homosexual was somehow a topic of conversation with Jeff, one of my friends. I told him that I've never been out-gayed by anyone. Every time someone has propositioned me for homosexual activity, I always do more than them. So at one point on Friday, we were both totally sober, but he just locked eyes with me and it was very romantic. I ended up putting my tongue in his mouth and touching my tongue with his tongue briefly. Then on Saturday, I was hanging out with our friend Remy, who is another dude, and I licked his mouth. About one minute later, Jeff came up to us and we again had an interlocking romantic gaze. It was just fucking mutual destruction. No one was gonna stop. We started putting our tongues in each other's mouths and wiggling them around. I would like to state for the record that he drew back first. I was fucking sober. I'm attracted to anyone who is beautiful. I probably would never fuck him, but I would totally make out with him apparently!"

—Robert, 28, Alaska

"We came home [to our tent] on Saturday night, and I was so riled up. I got so fucking horny that I just opened up Grindr and as soon as I opened the app, it just started vibrating with people contacting me. The first message I got was, 'Where are you?' Within freaking 25 minutes, I got a blow job, reciprocated, and was back to my camp and ready for bed. The fucking Internet is amazing. I met another boy last night and got a little action. We were sitting at The Jive Joint in the camping area, and I opened Grindr again, and again the texts started flooding in. This was the end of the night, at 2 in the morning. I met another guy, and 10 minutes later, we walked back to my campsite and had another snuggle fest. Good fucking times at Coachella."

—Ryan, 29, Park City, Utah