Which 'Bachelor' and 'Bachelorette' contestants have Big Dick Energy?

An investigation.

By Grace O'Neill
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Last week, when the phrase 'Big Dick Energy' went viral, the whole cosmos fell into place. Of course the world has always been divided into those with BDE and those without. How did we not see it before? It was like Dorothy waking up in Oz and the whole world is in colour for the first time.

A refresher: Bick Dick Energy — or BDE — is that unspoken aura that certain men have. It's a swagger, a quiet confidence, a lack of vulnerability that all makes sense when you realise a guy is genetically #blessed in the size department.

But you don't actually have to have a big dick to have Big Dick Energy — in fact, you don't need to have a dick at all. As The Cut pointed out in their Pulitzer-deserving BDE exposé, both Rihanna and Cate Blanchett have the biggest BDE in the game (joining Idris Elba, Harry Styles and Ariana Grande's fiance Pete Davidson).

Last night, the first trailer for the new season of The Bachelor, starring Nick Cummins, came out — and yes, Nick has BDE. In fact, I think Nick Cummins is the only Bachelor in Australian history to have BDE, which inspired our team (putting a nice chunk of distance between myself and the final list here) to break down which contestants from Bachelor and Bachelorette history have BDE. See our definitive ranking below:

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  • Author: Grace O'Neill