Buy your G-spot with a G-shot

Would you get a $US1000 injection for multiple orgasms?

One US company believes it has found the key to unlocking the sort of earthshattering multi-orgasm combo, that sounds as unimaginably good as it does vaguely frightening. So how far would you go for repeat orgasms of seismic proportions? Because it seems the path to hitting the G-Spot begins with the “G-Shot”.

The treatment involves injecting High Molecular Weight Hyaluronan into the clitoris, engorging it to the size of a 10-cent coin. The result? According to G-Shot, 87 percent of participants in their pilot study experienced enhanced arousal and gratification. But before you get too, er, excited, their website acknowledges this isn’t an FDA-approved use of the drug and it’s an off-label treatment. They do point out such treatments have occurred in the vaginal region for a condition called “Intrinsic Sphincter Deficiency”, but their link to peer-reviewed articles ends in a 404 error. Oops.

Worry not; they do have excellent testimonials, if you’re not bothered by the lack of any reference to who gave them.

“After my G-Shot I get sexually aroused performing yoga” (Awkward)

“I was riding in the car with my partner and we went on this cobblestone road and I became sexual aroused which lead to uncontrollable laughter…guess what happened next “ (She self-combusted?)

“During my spinning class I have this smile on my face and people think that I am enjoying my workout but actually I am sexually aroused.” (Again. Awkward.)

The $US1000 treatment, which lasts four months, also has some rather disturbing potential side effects too, including open sores, abscesses, scarring, permanent numbness and urethral vaginal fistula (a hole between the urethra and vagina). Trust us, you do not want urethral vaginal fistula.

The treatment isn’t available in Australia yet, but you can guarantee we will be the last through the door if it does arrive. When it comes to multiple orgasms, we’d rather get down and dirty the old fashioned way. Failing that, just masturbate twice.

What would you do to achieve multiple orgasms? What would you pay?