5 physically impossible sex positions you should NOT try at home

It’s all about the dick angles.

By Katie Stow

When it comes to sex, we love to think that we are nimble little pretzels with the ability to bend whatever which way we please. But in reality, there are some things we actually can be arsed to do (because sometimes you just want to be lazy in bed) and there are other things that are actually physically impossible. At least to non-double jointed humans…

Psst, by the way, this is the best sex position for your star sign:

Here, we run through sex positions that legitimately make no biological sense, so that you know to not even bother with giving them a whirl in the bedroom.

Seriously, please don't try these at home. A dick may be rippethed off.