Man arrested for loud sex

A man has been jailed because of his girlfriend’s shrieking orgasms.

In a story to be filed firmly in the ‘LOL’ category, an Italian man has been put in ACTUAL JAIL for making too much noise while having sex.

A dozen angry neighbours in Vigodarzere, Padua banded together to file a civil lawsuit against the man because his girlfriend was so loud while they went at it.

According to TGcom24, the plaintiffs claimed "the moans disturbed the peace in the condominium and the building's decorum."

The accused argued back that it was unfair to be punished for “being too good at sex.” Amazing.

Weirdly, the 42-year-old man was actually found guilty of “stalking” and sentenced to six months in jail. Even his (fairly obvious) defence that there is a stark difference between “noises” and “stalking” failed to win over the judge.

Stalking his neighbours with his awesome sex skills? This is just as cray cray as the time the Italian court system argued that Amanda Knox was a member of a satanic murder cult.

The sexual pro plans to appeal his conviction. But still not word on whether he plans to keep the noise down.