Sex

This man was hospitalised after sucking a 10-inch penis

“Dick sent me to the ER.”

By Erin Cook

Right — so I'm going to assume we're all Sex and the City fans here. Remember season 3, episode 9? The gang were all talking about blow jobs and Samantha said, "Honey, they don't call it a job for nothing!"

She was right, of course. Recently, a 19-year-old man from Chicago found out the hard way, when he was hospitalised after sucking a 10-inch (25cm) penis.

Speaking to Them, Fredy Alanis told his story. And while it may sound funny, Fredy really hurt himself during the Grindr hookup — he literally ruptured his airway.

After Fredy and the guy — who is his neighbour, BTW — were finished going at it, he knew something was wrong. "I felt it was just this soreness in my chest," he told Them. "Nothing really hurt that bad. I thought, maybe my chest is just sore from what took place, and I didn't think anything of it."

Things got real the next day. "I woke up the next morning, and the pain was still in my chest and it was sharp," Fredy said. "I was hunched over and crying."

The million dollar question: Did Fredy tell the doctor the full story about how he sustained the injury? "No! Because afterwards I was kind of confused more than anything. When I went to the doctor, when they said there was a rupture in my airway, they said the only thing it could possibly be was last night."

However, eventually, Fredy had to come clean — just not while his mum was around. "I was in the hospital for three days," he said. "I felt like, eventually, I had to tell the doctors exactly what happened to be treated the right way."

You'll be happy to know that Fredy is okay. More than okay, actually. Now that he's recovered from his massive chong-related injury, Fredy has been branded a hero by the people of the internet. Shout out to Fredy.

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