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The top 15 most popular penis pet names in Australia

In case you’re rebranding your ding-a-ling.

If you've ever watched How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days, you'll know that a penis pet name can make or break a relationship. Yup, we're looking at you ~Princess Sophia~.

So how do you pick the perfect penis pet name? Well, you could get hyper masculine and opt for the butchest name possible to make your fella feel manly, or you could go for a classic nickname that has stood the test of time — handed down generation after generation like a good set of golf clubs.

But can you guess what the most popular penis nicknames are Down Under? (Not an innuendo, we're literally talking about Australia.)

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Well, luckily for you, the good folk over at Lovehoney surveyed their sex toy-obsessed customers and found out Australia's top 15 penis pet names — and honestly, the results are hilarious.

Coming in at #12 is 'Snake', which isn't too much of a surprise with us living in the era of Hogwarts and the Taylor Swift vs. Kim Kardashian feud. But then there were some left-of-field billy basic pet names taking up some prime spots, such as Fred, William and George — how royal!

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Australia’s Top 15 Penis Nicknames:

1. Little Man / Little Mr / Wee Man / Mini Me / Tiny
2. Percy/ Percy Pecker
3. Fred
4. Bob/ Boblet/ Bobby
5. Richard/ Little Rich/ Dicky
6. Billy the Willy
7. Lil Jim/ Jim/ Big Jim/ Jimmy/ Jimbo
8. Peter/ Peter the Pecker/ One-Eyed Pete/ Little Pete
9. Junior
10. Big Boy/ Big Man/ Mr. Big
11. William
12. Bearsnake/ snake/ one-eyed snake/ solid snake/ master snake/ lapsnake/ trousersnake
13. George/ Georgio
14. Princess
15. Dave/ David/ Little Dave