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Royal wedding cock rings: The one piece of memorabilia you never saw cumming...

HELLO HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

It seems that the whole wide world is frothing over the royal wedding right now. With less than a month to go, the nupitals of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are reaching fever pitch, with royalists memorabilia popping up left, right and centre.

Whilst we're used to the classic couple on a mug, or a fine china plate, there seem to be some companies getting extremely ~crafty~ with their ode's to Hazza and Megs.

Don't believe us? Well, then us introduce you to the Commemorative Royal Wedding Love Rings.

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Sounds romantic, right? Well, they kinda are. If you think cock rings are romantic, that is.

Yup. Lovehoney have developed a limited edition cock rings to celebrate the royal engagement.

The collection includes a gold royal wedding love ring, ready to slip onto the dick of your Prince Charming.

And the 'Markle Sparkle' finger ring that you can pop on your finger to enjoy the mutually stimulating benefits during your sexual sesh.

Yes, that's a vibrating dupe of Meghan Markle's engagement ring. HELLO HAPPILY EVER AFTER!

At only $14.95 each, you can have a ridiculously royal romance at a fraction of the price of that Diana diamond OG regal ring.

So what are you waiting for? Live out your sexual fairy tale by grabbing these rings for yourself, here.