Christmas is just around the corner, and the official worldwide approved countdown can properly begin tomorrow as the 1st of December whacks us straight in our disorganised-fuck-I-haven’t-bought-any-presents-yet faces. Though Christmas music may be haunting you at every department store, and the panic of prepping a mahoosive Christmas day feast is looming over you, we have found a way to really relax during the run up to the Christmas.
Did you know that one of the best ways to ~chill out~ is to have an orgasm? We know, it may seem like a lot of effort for a moment's peacefulness, but orgasms have the power to change your mood for the whole day — which is why we’ve found a way to get you one every single day in the lead up to Christmas.
And how do you achieve such a thing, you ask? Well, with a sex toy advent calendar of course!
Sex toy giant Lovehoney has released an advent calendar that offers a toy a day to spice up your sex life, or to enjoy during a little ~self-loving~ time.
Items inside include dildos, butt plugs, blind folds, hand cuffs, massagers, kegel balls, bullet vibrators, sexy undies, dirty talk playing cards, anal beads, cock rings and a few more sexy surprises.
The calendar currently has five star reviews, with some customers admitting that they didn’t even make it to December 1 before launching in to the toys: “This product was purchased to ‘spice’ up the bedroom — well it’s not even the 1st December and the temperature has risen significantly!”
But, if you’re more of a traditional Advent kinda girl then you can follow the rules and explore a new sex toy each day — encouraging a little bit of kinky time every day in December, bar the five days after Christmas where you are recovering from over-stuffing yourself with all the food. OR you can dive into our sex toy stocking fillers, and keep that raunchy party rolling right through to the new year!
Grab your Lovehoney Best Sex of Your Life Sex Toy Advent Calendar from Lovehoney. Merry Christmas y’all!